Muzak Ryder

Only 1400 B.C. kids will remember this!

But seriously speaking, 1969 sounds like an awesome year to be alive.
If only we could travel back in time and be born a little bit earlier!

But then again, we would've been old af by now hence screw that!
Let's keep things the way it is and stop producing Sports Almanacs from hereon out.
For it only creates Alternate Biff Timelines which causes nothing but trouble
for everyone else!