7/1/15

Porn This Way

Some porn parodies prides itself with witty lines and funny dialogues,
Some have killer soundtracks or a bitch'n theme song,
This particular parody manages to have both!
INTRODUCING.....

War Trophies

We've been meaning to write this sooner but we've just been really REALLY busy.
But anyways, here were some of the best HITS and MISSES in SSM! history.
http://darkchapel666.deviantart.com/art/Eyes-On-The-Prize-542812725
Feb 14, 2015
The online release of Ryu X Chun-Li : The Heart Of Battle book.
Facebook Announcement: https://www.facebook.com/161666594033424/posts/343553492511399/
 Our work could be found at the appendixes. The first of the three galleries, at least.:
http://www.ryuxchunli.com/art-appendix-1-gallery-page

April 2, 2015
Won the GRAND PRIZE at DBZ Elsewhere Contest that was held at DeviantArt.
Won the said contest with this entry right here:
 Facebook Announcement: https://www.facebook.com/161666594033424/posts/398733840326697/
Additional Photos:

June 15, 2015
The nationwide release of Stupid Is Forevermore.
Facebook Announcement: https://www.facebook.com/161666594033424/posts/398735946993153/
Other than the CANCER inducing erratum,
that left us feeling 1-2-3ed!
Nope, not like that!
Go on....
There you go!
It was still a very awesome book and dare I say a worthy successor of the best selling first one!

 June 26,2015
 The international release of Yuyu Hakusho : The Detective Files Artbook by Ashlyn Larmeu.
 This was a particularly memorable project for SSM! for this would be the first (and hopefully not the last) time that two SSM! members would be featured in the same book.
With 1 being Dark Chapel,
& 2 being Jojo Lopez.
 With our entries being BUI
&
JIN
respectively.
 The book's dimension were that of the standard 8.5 x 5.5 sized book.
In perfect binding with metallic foil stamping on it's glossy cover.
Hi, Pat! Thanks sa comparative study.
50++ pages.
The book itself is a bit smaller and thinner than the official artbook.
Both both books boast it's collection of both colored and B/W illustrations.
The book we were a part of  were divided in to several chapters, all of which were faithful to the series' main story arcs. That being the:
the last part was then dedicated to B/W sketches aptly entitled:
The book ends classily with a "tramp stamp" on it's butt.
Current projects:
Tang-Ama for Brgy Bakbakan.
Binge-read it over at:
EP1: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.845143082222902&type=1
EP 2: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.866586703411873&type=1
EP3: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=oa.897548106982399&type=1
&
Neoteny with Noel Pascual.
Read it @:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.447784682049562.1073741837.280254248802607&type=3
or at 
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/neoteny/list?title_no=7786

Future projects:
Hopefully with YOU!
Whoever you are, as long as the price is right!
Kidding!
We'd happily do it for free. Even if it isn't very practical to begin with but we could most certainly work something out.

and there you have it folks, that had been our artistic career in a nutshell.
Immortalized in these six books in front of you. 
 It has been our humble contribution to society/ komiks community and to the art world in general.
Others might claim THIS and THAT but are merely preaching empty words, having their brain cells fried by the SUMMER sun, CRIPPLED in a chair and are obviously  GENERATIONS behind in terms of critical thinking and overall competitiveness for our said industry. Modern WARFARE had finally reached it's peak and there simply is no room for bad DESIGNS and BATMANS but there is one for CODENAMES.
Hence it is Dark Chapel's fervent desire to drop all other MC's like a sack of potatoes.
Leaving naysayers worshiping the ground he walks upon.

Again, this is not bragging if you could ACTUALLY back it up!
Feel free to stalk him at Deviantart:
http://darkchapel666.deviantart.com/gallery/47969529/Contest-Related
You might learn something, JUNIOR!

5/19/15

Word To Your Mother

Oh wow!

This is a good ass commercial!

SSM! Recommends it!

Because after all, loving your mom shouldn't be a fad/trend.

It should be for forever!

4/30/15

SSM! Recommends these 5 books for FCBD 2015

Two more days until Free Comic Book Day 2015.

Event Page (Philippines):
https://www.facebook.com/events/880041798723720/
International:
https://www.facebook.com/freecomicbook?fref=ts
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/Home/1/1/27/981

So here are our Top 5, again these are our picks and not yours.
So feel free to bitch and complain about it on your own time/website.
With that being said, here we go!

1. Bob's Burgers.
PDF Preview link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK665731.pdf

Why: Because Tina's in it!
And the voice of Archer compels you to do it!
2. Avatar The Last Airbender.
Oh good god, no!
Please stop....
There you go!
PDF Preview link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK666536.pdf
Why : It's fuck'n Avatar, who doesn't like that?
That and it also features Pop Cap's PvZ
&
MOTHER
FUCK'N
BANDETTE!
3. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
PDF Preview Link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK666535.pdf

Why: Who the hell backs down from a free Jojo's Bizarre book?
It's a Hirohiko Araki masterpiece.
That and it also contain some classic Yu-Gi-Oh pages in it.
Just like a Shonen Jump manga, sans the cards....
Oh, thanks Obama!
4. Comics Festival.
PDF Preview Link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK665727.pdf
Why: Kate Beaton's in it. It's as simple as that!

5. Super Mutant Magic Academy
PDF Preview Link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK666873.pdf
Why: Same reasons as number 4. It also comes packaged with yet another book entitled
Step Aside Pops by Kate Beaton.
And there you go!
Those were our 5 books for FCBD 2015.

Ano yun, dalawa pa?
Para parang seven dragon balls yung dating....
Sige!

6. Steampunk Goldilocks.
PDF Preview Link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK666403.pdf
Why: It's a Rod Espinosa book!
Yah, for reals!

7. Defend Comics.
PDF Preview Link:
http://www.freecomicbookday.com/catalogimages/STK_IMAGES_PDF/STK660001-680000/STK666878.pdf
Why: Because our freebie got stolen last year. That freebie which happens to include this book right here.
Random thief's gonna have blood and teeth for breakfast if he/she plans to steal from us again!

And that's about it. Kuya/Uncle/Lolo(???huwag naman!) Chapel wishes everyone a happy FREE COMIC BOOK DAY and live from BGC, Taguig,
It's Saturday Night Live!


Mga Medyo Lumang News Mula Sa Internetz

Para medyo updated ka sa mga friends mo!
Movie trailers you might have missed:
 
 
Haha, Jeff Bridges and his trademark grandpa cowboy voice.
Watch all of the trailers or don't because after all.....


Then there was that song that got stuck on everybody's head.
Animes:


Video Games:

Tekken
Mortal Kombat X
Killer Instinct
Sports:
Maria Ozawa In The Philippines:
More pics over at:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10153268095424241.1073741833.82897399240&type=3
Audio:
Trending pics and other stuff:
Jason Momoa as Aquaman.
Jared Leto as The Joker.

(not Miley Cyrus, Macaulay Culkin or that clown dude from Prodigy)

Dancing Lights In Pampanga
and last but most certainly not the least....

Kris Aquino pooping on a pool
 (No actual poop shown, don't click on the link, it's a TRAP!)
http://www.wheninmanila.com/kris-aquino-shows-off-summer-ready-body-in-summer-pictorial/


4/29/15

Swimsuit Kung-Fu Ladies


Believe it or not,
this was actually the intro to a fighting game (filled under "I can't believe this is not softcore pornography" category) called...

Yep, you've guessed it!

Bikini Karate Babes by Creative Edge Studios.

Now before you call bullshit on all this, here's the Wikipedia entry of the said game:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_Karate_Babes

Gameplay footage and playthrough:
Wow, get a load of that title screen!
And not even a character selection screen,
How about that?

But wait, there's more! They actually produced a much better sequel to this game.
Take a gander, fine folks of the interwebs!
And if you sat through all that then congratulations!
Now on to your real reward!
P.S: Scantily clad ladies is to horniness and horniness usually leads to making babies.
Hence we made full circle and made sense of what was supposed to be just random videos we found on youtube!

Super Duper Dragon Days


Well, we've all heard about Frieza's new form!
And how Blue Vegeta whipped  the gold out of his shiny butt on this alleged "Leaked Footage" surfacing on the interwebs.
We've also seen this one sided fliptop battle between Shernan and Fongger.
But that's not why we're here!
We're here because of.....
DRAGON BALL SUPER!
(Image courtesy of DBZ Memes)

Now there aren't any trailers or images surfacing as of yet. But you could bet your ass that SSM! will be on it and giving you DBZ related news faster than you can say POPO.

News and information about the series spread like wildfire.
Here were some of them, actually:

http://thedaoofdragonball.com/blog/news/dragon-ball-super-announced/

http://www.kanzenshuu.com/2015/04/28/new-dragon-ball-super-tv-series-announced-for-2015/

http://kotaku.com/dragon-ball-is-getting-its-first-new-tv-anime-in-18-yea-1700616322?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2015/04/28/toei-animation-begins-production-on-dragon-ball-super-tv-anime

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-04-28/dragon-ball-gets-1st-new-tv-anime-in-18-years-in-july/.87608


http://www.geekoutpost.com/dragon-ball-is-getting-a-new-series/

http://www.saiyanisland.com/2015/04/dragon-ball-anime-returns-with-dragon-ball-super/

The English PDF version of the said "Press Release from TOEI", just in case you were too lazy to click on any of the links listed above:
http://www.toei-animation.com/files/Press_Release_DBS_ENG_0.pdf

And on that faithful day, everyone went NUTS
and lost their BALLZ.
But then again, that's not a bad thing....
IT'S A GOOD THING!