7/13/11

Harry 6 Pooter

Back then we've always thought this was the
scariest thing in the world,
WELL, guess what
IT STILL IS!

7/11/11

Maggie WHO?

 Maggie Q or Maggie QUIGLEY is the steamingly hot actress in
the new hit TV series NIKITA.On the C
W
See she kinda looks like LISA S of CHANNEL V.
Here's a side by side picture so that you can
picture out what we're saying..
SEE...

And from a different angle kinda looks like
hot milf porn actress LISA ANN,see....
 


I don't see the resembla.....

ohhhhhh wait I think I see it now!
And more REMARKABLY with porn star AMIA MILEY
Thank you, JOSEL!And she used to dye her hair with all sorts of
weird colors.
But we think BLACK definitely's the
best!
Andddddd she did a lot of MOVIES before NIKITA
came a long,Here are a few of dem:
Model From Hell
Manhattan Midnight
which apparently is her very first TOPLESS scene
so WOOHOO!And that guy she done it with kinda
looks like PAUL STANLEY.
Gen Y Cops 2
(where she met JACKIE CHAN)
Dragon Squad
Rush Hour 2
( picture or video,soon to follow! )
Mission Impossible 2
Live Free Or Die Hard
King Of Fighters
(where she looked nothing like MAI SHIRANUI)
This was how she should've looked like.
but instead we got this
Magic Kitchen
(where she lounge around like a GERL!)
Three Kingdoms
(where she kicked a lot of ass!)
and of course NAKED WEAPON
(which nobody took seriously!,yes not even us)
But apparently we have videos from the said movie
YEY for SSM!
 
Balls Of Fury
( where she's whole lotta LEGS! )
and more recently
PRIEST
(which was shot in 3D,I wonder how her boobs looked
like from that point of view)
and apparently
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3

where we get to see her panties...weee
And she also did TV SHOWS(well other than NIKITA)
House Of Dragons
(which apparently not even the INTERWEB knows about)

Tons of kinda suggestive photos from the old days
And a suggestive but NOBLE photo for PETA.
And a bunch of photos from her commercials and
products she endorses.There are a lot so we'll
no longer show them.

And of course there was this ONE!
So there you go,now that you know the actress
we SUGGEST you go see her STUFF,
and by stuff
we meant her movies....

Chapel D

King Of Stunts

Blooper reels ala KIKIAM!

Let's BOLT in!

Michael B has a lot of BOLS!

no not him...
but HIM!
Observe!

NAKITA ko si NIKITA

Before the big "COMMERCIAL FREE" airing of
NIKITA
on JULY 17,2011 on
Let US,brief YOU, with some of the
familiar faces that your gonna meet on the show.

*SPOILER ALERT*
So the lead character NIKITA is portrayed by no
less than MAGGIE Q.
Maggie who?
Well, that's whole another entry,so just keep on
reading!

So she's this big government assasin see..
NO,NOT LIKE THAT...
More like THIS...
SEE, that got your attention!

And she doesn't alway flaunts around in a bikini.
For that scene was only from a dream sequence and network execs throws that photo around 
to get GEEKS like me to watch the show and guess
what,IT WORKED!

The show is kinda reminiscent of DARK ANGEL.
Y'know that old JESSICA ALBA show from the 90's.
Before she turned all HOLLYWOOD on us!
Well anyways,it's a totally different era and a totally
different ball game altogether.Before I get all
sidetracked,let's move on with the story telling.
So NIKITA is an agent who has now gone ROGUE.

NO,not that kind of ROGUE.
And she's helping this agent in training ALEX.
Look at her,she's not even listening to us!
to destroy "DIVISION" from the inside-out,UGH!

And she gets recruited and that old chestnut of a storyline...
In it, she meets the resident bitch,JAYDEN.
and the only other american guy in the agency with speaking
roles,THOM.
that's with an "H", so you'd know he's extra DOUCHEY!

But the baddie agency ain't no pushovers either.
They have SHANE WEST...
Ok wrong movie...
THERE YOU GO...
Shane West as MICHAEL
and he brought along his fake "BATMAN" voice.So
that's kinda convincing for him...playing the lead
bad guy/mentor/teacher and stuff.

Anyways...he work alongside this guy
He's the generic COMPUTER NERD guy.
JERKOFF....
er I mean BIRKHOFF.
And most of the time he's pretty clueless and
anassuming.Kinda like a PEDESTRIAN at a CROSSING!
And we have this woman, AMANDA.
She's the agency's psycho/medical quack.Specializing in all
sorts of beauty and crazy hollistic shit
you can buy right out of THE BODY SHOP.

They all work for this old fart of a guy named
"PERCY"
No, not that PERCY,
That's PERCY PRINGLE III
 
NO,stop showing irrelevant things...
OLD FARTS RULE!
THERE ,ya go!

This old guy is the enemy.He sorta knows a lot but
we're not impressed.And he does kinda look like
VLADIMIR PUTIN
but we're still UNIMPRESSED!

Later on the series we could also see STAN LEE
mak'n a cameo from the "BANK EPISODE"
*Can't wait for that episode,see the cameo
right here*

And what else is new...
Oh yeah, DEVON SAWA 's in it too!
Y'know that dude from the FINAL DESTINATION films..
and SLACKERS...ok that's a poor choice of
movie since NOBODY saw that one...
No not that kind of SAWA..
Nooooo..

Sheesh...
There it is
Kinda outdated though for he doesn't look anything like that in the series.
He's gotten a lot  OLDER and much UNFUNNIER over the years.
He's a SENTINEL...no wait...

OH GOD...
A GUARDIAN....there ye go!
Ok close enough!
And he was sent there to protect these CHOCOLATE
BARS!
that contain all sorts of informations and stuff...
THERE! And the show was apparently based off LA FEMME NIKITA
starring this BLONDIE...
that nobody
knows and nobody cares about.Buttt the film version
looks pretty badass..

SO, THERE IT IS!
A WHIRLWIND TOUR of the show NIKITA.
Now that you know what to expect,WE recommend
you to go and watch that show. Because other
than us taking jabs at the series,it really is
a good fun show to watch.Take it from us,
!SCOUT'S HONOR!