2/29/12

naKANA naman!

MGA MAGULANG , gising pa ba ang mga anak niyo?
PWES,
PATULUGIN niyo na yang mga yan , nang mapanood niyo na to!





Dahil kailangang magpahinga, importanteng may DAY-OFF!

BLTX TALX

Sooo...sa SABADO na nga pala to!
!can't wait-can't wait-can't wait!
!TEKA!
Sana pala may kasabay ako....ng makadalo naman ako....


First Day HI

The following images are examples of the WRONG WAYS OF SAYING HI!
and that concludes our (very brief) study on the WRONG WAYS OF SAYING HI!

So We've Heard You Don't Know How To Print Screen On Your Laptop!

well there's a mouthful....

So listen up,buckeroos,
this here is a TUTORIAL!
The FIRST and probably the LAST of it's kind.
!Let's BENIGN!

errr I mean...BEGIN!
So We've Heard You Don't Know How To Print Screen On Your Laptop!(Redundant!)

So we've heard you got this website you wanna SCREEN CAP and sadly enough you own a LAPTOP.
Oh Whattado,whattado?

1.All you have to do is to PRESS & HOLD the FN and the PRT SC key


2. Then go to your preferred image editing software (MS Paint/Adobe Photoshop) then press Paste( CTRL +V)
3. And there you have it, the perfect SCREEN CAP of your favorite website, isn't that neat?
And that's about it, short and sweet...
just like a BOB ROSS tutorial (sans the creepy whisperings)
!YEAH!

Kris Aquino Horror Show

So we happened to catch THIS movie on a bus/on our way home from a work related exam.
And yes it's a pretty effed up film!
So it's about a second-hand hand bag that causes all sorts of catastrophe,
YES, that's right, a haunted SECOND-HAND HAND BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE DINOSAUR MEAT is the villian of the film!We're not HIGH nor DRUNK....but at times we wish we WERE!

So that's about it, it has KRIS AQUINO, DINGDONG DANTES...and yeah...we're not gonna review this because it isn't our thing to do so.

But instead here are a list of Kris Aquino-Horror Related Movies you could REVIEW yourselves.
(In Chronological Order as it was produced and shown)

Feng Shui (2004)
Sukob (2006)
Dalaw (2010)

and the above mentioned film.....ABOVE(2011)!

Remember the days where the only GHOST film she was allowed to star in was THIS film.

She really had come a long way (...or not!)since those golden days.....with the rene requiestas, the bimby and all that hubbub....

Khung-Foo Fandango

Well, it's not as AWESOME as THIS one,
but yeah, you had to admit.This is still pretty darn COOL!

Total Recalled

?GUESS WHO JUST GOT THEIR 'MARCH ISSUE' RECALLED?
THEY did,
With THIS!
I haven't laughed this hard since that scene in KINDERGARTEN COP.

2/23/12

Missing Diana Zubiri

Naaalala niyo pa ba si DIANA ZUBIRI?
?eto?

TANGAHHHH!

MIGZ ZUBIRI yan e, HETO O!

then the CUPID stage,
some UNDERWATER ones,
then there were a couple for FHM...(-_-)
(There are actually a whole  lot of them but since most or almost all of them bear the FHM logo we refuse to upload them here.)







BASICALLY this is the last time we saw her on TV.
Yeah-yeah!There was ASIAN TREASURES and BUBBLE GANG, but I couldn't find any screencaps or pics so THERE!Ya happy now?

And why she was replaced in the movie version is truly beyond me....

THEN after that, there were no more DIANA ZUBIRI films, NO GUEST APPEARANCES, NO CAMEOS, NO ANNUAL CALENDARS, NO NOTHING....

!!!!WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, MAN!!!!

What happened, gosh darn it all, I wanna know more....
Someone better provide a decent link for all this senseless frustration....
grah!

Punk Pop Bebop

!DINOSAURS REJOICE!
80's pop icon and all around FUN GIRL is coming to MANILA.
CYNDI LAUPER

March 17,2012

6pm

@ SMART Araneta Coliseum

Tickets priced @

Patron A – P 5,500
Paton B – P5,000
Lower VIP – P4,500
Lower Box – P4,000
Upper Box A – P2,500
Upper Box B – P1250
Gen Ad – P750

Where she would be singing (hopefully...) such hit songs like
and OF COURSE an SSM! favorite....
!THIS ONE!
While I was sick, this was the song that nursed me back to health.
Now if that doesn't PROVE Ms. Cyndi's magical healing powers, I don't know what will..

Mochang Kape


ANO PANG HINIHINTAY NIYO?
PASKO?
ZOOM-IN NA!!!!
DALI...

Meal Ticket

Seriously speaking, if SSM! had the money....they'd hire THIS guy to be their private chef!
and the first dish on the menu, THIS girl!
and no we're NOT gonna cook for JILLIAN WARD,

but INSTEAD we're gonna EAT her.

Sauteed, Stir-fried, Boiled, Steamed...go right ahead, we're not PICKY!



Pit Babe

gawdddd, don't you just wanna lick those PITS?

?no?

Ah well, suit yourself!

Bang Bust

ahhh BREASTS!
"everybody needs a bosom for a pillow,everybody needs a bosom..."

Isabel OILY


do we even need to explain this?
Yeah that's right,
WE DON'T HAVE TO
because
WE CAN....got it?
figures....

You Jerk It, Then The White Stuff Comes Out!


what were you thinking of anyway....

2/18/12

Ang Huling Pantasya

you mean, like this?
NO,

even better than this?


YES, EVEN BETTER!
here, SHUT UP and just watch the clip....
video
download your own @