8/23/11

The Edge Of Bono

Kinunan lang namin sa TV,ang ganda kasi e
Sorry at hindi HD o D CUP o ano pa mang D...
Wag na kayong maarte,
sariling C-CUP naman namin to!
MANOOD KA NA LANG!

can you handle that?

U2 - Stuck In A Moment (@ Letterman)
video

8/11/11

Land Down Under

I think THIS was the said tattoo OLIVIA WILDE was referring to on her
CONAN interview last wednesday.
So thank you,INTERNET!
&
thank you,OLIVIA WILDE....for a very engaging conversation about your inked lady parts!

Vaginal Discourse

We're terribly sorry miss wilde,
NO VAGINAL TATTOO,
NO ENDORSEMENTS!

8/10/11

We Would Do Anything For Love....

BUTT,
we won't do THAT!
.....
Well, on second thought...we actually WOULD ...
AGAIN and AGAIN!
Non-stop....

Happy Mihee Yehey!

HWANG MI HEE wants you
to visit the
SILENT SANCTUM MANGA BLOGSPOT!

When Nature Calls...

DUDE!!!

SERIOUSLY?
Is that something you ask someone who's about to go
NUMBER TWO on your toilet?

Oh well,
this is still much better than the last guy's
suggestion!

My Very First Pornography Set

Who sez you can't learn anything from PORN?
&
Apparently our guy really likes the word ' BOOBS! '
We don't blame him,it's OUR personal favorite as well!

Unconvinced!

sige na,bumili ka na kasi!

Thank You Jack Kirby!

And oh,so sorry about the VANDALISM,sir!
It's part of the joke, I guess...
E-he!

Sky Rocket's In Flight,TENTACLES Delight!

Nakita mo yan 'NOT FOR CHILDEN',
meaning hindi siya MICKEY MOUSE,intendes?
Man o man,do we miss MIKO MIDO,
I sure do hope someone burns me a DVD copy of the entire
series(plus the live action ones).

Then that would surely make an awesome birthday gift!

SNIKT-ling

WOLVERINE sez go out and buy SILENT SANCTUM MANGA 5.5.

It's every mutant's choice!

Mideo = BAD, Chapel = GOOD

Because MIDEO CRUZ had left such a bad taste in our mouth.
I think it would only be fair for us to once
again to save the art world by posting something(anything) art related.

I'll start with my TOP 5 FAVORITE PAINTINGS OF ALL TIME.
Here they are in chronological order.And a brief
explanation why I liked them.
1. MONA LISA by Leonardo Da Vinci
Why,because it's GENERIC and nothing personifies ART
like the MONA LISA.And it's done by my favorite painter
plus anything made by DA VINCI are certified artistic gold.
You want your 'PENIS ART' well you can have one without offending anyone with DA VINCI!
Ever heard about the VITRUVIAN MAN....nuff said!
2. THE ELEPHANT CELEBES by Max Ernst
First of all I don't even know why the elephant
looks like a bull and as to why it's shaped like
a clay pot.But the mystery adds to the appeal.
And I also enjoyed the randomly placed nude figure who's
bleeding by the hands...

3.UBU IMPERATOR by Max Ernst
The figure looks like a man trapped in an ice cream
cone.And well,WE all know ICE CREAMS are in all shapes
and form AWESOME!

4.AMERICAN GOTHIC by Grant Wood
There really is nothing GOTHIC about this piece.
Just a portrait of an old couple that looks like
EUSTACE and MURIEL.
via DEVIANT ART
and I bet the title was only placed there to mask the
fact that the only GOTHIC thing about this piece was how
mundane and typical life can be in the rural areas.
Typical enough that it's SHOCKING !

5.THE KISS by Gustav Klimt
This piece has crazy patterns and covered in GOLD!
I LOVE GHOLDDD
,and GOLD
is what this piece is pretty much covered in.I also like the lil'
swirly patterns on the girl's dress,they look like tiny
boobies.

And at a distance this piece do sure remind me a lot of CHOCOLATES!




And there you go, a totally inaccurate and
uneducational tour of the art world according to SSM! .
As USELESS as this entry might seems,this still
is much better than mideo's penis art!
The only time we can agree with IMELDA MARCOS is when
she talks about ART.

Picture Perfect?

Paminsan HAWIG,paminsan HINDI.














WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Dot Hack Prime

HACKING is bad,just take a look at this guy's face.
Ugh!
If a picture is worth a thousand words,then we'd rather
stick to WORDS!

8/9/11

More Than Obliging


CLICK THERE?

Suuuure!


But be sure to visit us @:
www.silentsanctummanga.blogspot.com

And while your there,be sure to tell them what
an awesome job they are doing,posting new entries and what not!
THANK YOU!

Jungle JIM!

The Silent Sanctum Manga Blogspot, a great place for
guys to do THIS!
visit naow:
www.silentsanctummanga.blogspot.com

8/3/11

Is This Be DOOMSDAY?

We are more than happy to announce that we had just bought FANTASTIC FOUR - "IF THIS BE DOOMSDAY!" for only P20.00!

Yes siree,pop!
20 BUCKS!
Well not the iconic JACK KIRBY one,
much to our dismay but this one rather..
Still good ,nonetheless...
We most definitely enjoyed the part when THE HUMAN TORCH confronted THE WATCHER.
And he said:

You gotta help us,mister..
And don't give me any bull
about how you're forbidden
to interfere with other
races!

You blew your
oath by bringing
us here in the
first place!
That's one helluva speech we could only expect from the 90's HUMAN TORCH!
Too bad he had just died in his MARVEL storyline(early this year),hopefully they bring him back in
some weird & totally unplausible way.

Important Paypers

The best part is when they finally transformed back to the RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS,oops spoiler!

Midnight Beejay

eat your heart out,OYO BOI!

TEASE square

Where have all those 90's sex sirens gone to..
I mean we know where ROSANNA ROCES is.
But where are the RITA MAGDALENAS,NINI JACINTO
and AYA MEDELs at??
if you got the reference,then you are a FILIPINO!
God, I miss MARICAR DE MESA and her "used to be"
clean cut image then turn slutty film career move.
Then MAUREEN should just go back to doing these
kinds of movies,
I mean it's not like
BUBBLE GANG is getting any funnier...

and while your at it,you should definitely bring along
your bosom buddy,
FRANCINE PRIETO

and DIANA ZUBIRI with ya.
Come back to where the flavor is,
Cum to the SSM! COUNTRY!
And where the hell did GWEN GARCI went to...
The last time we saw her...she wasn't doing so well..
Ok I changed my mind...
How about SHEREE...
I guess being a parent changes
your priorities in life...that sucks, most
especially for us!

Patricia Javier used to have a steamy and creamy
career as well
but I guess she traded all that to do those morning talk
show stuff...kinda like SOMEONE else we know...
MY GOD, are we the only one's keep'n track about these
things.You guys should wisen up!
GRAB those opportunities with TWO HANDS!
like this...



Apes Will Rise

&
So will SSM!
Trust us,we're MONKEYS!

MILES mayhem

Had just recently purchased my very first (and probably
last
) UNO MAGAZINE.
This one in particular.
And no sir,I DIDN'T like it!
Well if it weren't for the
MACOY,APOL,MANIX art, I wouldn't have bought it!
NUFF SAID!

My problem is AUBREY MILES.
SHE most definitely doesn't put a SMILE on my
face anymore....

The cover was *kinda* well done but it seems
as though she had lost her *BOOBIE LINES*
What are "boobie lines" you might ask me...
See these are the lines before the "GOODS"
As seen in EXHIBIT A:
EXHIBIT B:

&
EXHIBIT C:
So what the hell happened man?
She *used to * have those back in the
PROSTI and XEREX days...are you gonna
tell me that PREGNANCY and that MONTERO guy took
it away from her...then by god,
THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!
She used to be such a HOT GODDESS.
But now she is nothing but a shell of her
former self.Where was the AUBREY MILES from
PROSTI,
the one that got kicked out of UST...
where is she?Man,that's the AUBREY MILES I want
for OUR photoshoot.
This is crap man...UNO MAGAZINE is crap!And you can quote us on that,RJ "thanks-for-nothing" LEDESMA!

"KAMI at ang ROYAL,HINDI NATURAL!"
YEH,that's right JOEY, SUCK IT UP,SUCK IT ALL UP!