Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts

12/15/13

God Kami!

You probably knew about this but because this bears repeating, here it is AGAIN!
Oh shitfuck...we got trailers!
meh, that's kinda weak!
We prefer this one instead...
as soon as we heard that iconic cry....ermahgerd gersberms....ervererwher!
YES, even down there!
Ok, maybe that's a lil' bit far-fetched and downright uhm...disturbing!

But here's an equally eerie video of OPPENHEIMER delivering the same speech.
Good good almighty, we need to do something just to even out all this freakiness.
!HURRY!
*insert some random Kaiju Big Battel clip*
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6/24/13

Dishonorable Discharge

Bawal na nga yung tubig-kanal e tapos
ipagbabawal na rin yung actual na TUBIG?
E ano pang gusto niyo?
Onsikantot, pwedehhh!
Tapos ang slogan e,
PIYESTA NI SAN JUAN:
CUM,let's join us!
o di kaya
don't be a JERK, CUM together...right now!
o
Experience the festivities CUM with your family & friends!
o
CUM and stay, witness the sights and sounds and have a SPERM whale of a good time!

DOTC, call us!

1/21/13

can you smell what BARACK is cooking?

Barack sez, know your LYRICS and shut your SONGS!
and of course, the ever POPULAR one....
There you have it folks, the president of the united states of america!
Being the cool hip cat that he truly is.
So cheers to that, AMERICA!

9/1/12

Molotov Cocktease


SSM!'s looking for a few good men...and women!
Who ever can get the job done, I guess.
This is a call to arms to join SSM! very own newsletter entitled
"The Ssm! Illuminati"
Now on it's 2nd issue.
What we want from you are THESE!
and not THESE!
Well on second thoughts, THOSE wouldn't be so bad either.
Here are the guidelines,friend-os!

1.Original artworks only.Coz editing BATMAN's word balloons is against the law.
2.Must be (or somewhat be) SSM! related. Because..well for starters, it's ours
and your not in the position to complain here since you'd only be a guest artist,CAPICE?
3.If unwilling to follow rule#2, please submit ANY materials that are GENERALLY
FUNNY.Please refrain from inside jokes or references that only you or your cult followers can understand.

4.Fonts must be sized at 12-14 or any size not lower than 10.

5. Have fun, be a comedian.
Send all your entries (and possibly some BORACAY PICS as well) @
silent_sanctum@yahoo.com

Or better yet add as up on FACEBOOK.
http://www.facebook.com/silentsanctumanga

PHOTOGRAPHS, POETRY, ELEGY, HAIKUS are also more than welcomed.
Think of it as your school paper.....on steroids.
Well that's about it feel free to send as many entries as you want.
For we are running the newsletter all year long.
You might never know but the NEXT BIG STRIPPING STAR could probably be YOU.
So go suck on a egg, JIM DAVIS!

8/10/11

My Very First Pornography Set

Who sez you can't learn anything from PORN?
&
Apparently our guy really likes the word ' BOOBS! '
We don't blame him,it's OUR personal favorite as well!