Dishonorable Discharge

Bawal na nga yung tubig-kanal e tapos
ipagbabawal na rin yung actual na TUBIG?
E ano pang gusto niyo?

Onsikantot, pwedehhh!
Tapos ang slogan e,
PIYESTA NI SAN JUAN:
CUM,let's join us!
o di kaya
don't be a JERK, CUM together...right now!
o
Experience the festivities CUM with your family & friends!
o
CUM and stay, witness the sights and sounds and have a SPERM whale of a good time!

DOTC, call us!