Before the big "COMMERCIAL FREE" airing of
NIKITA
on JULY 17,2011 on
Let US,brief YOU, with some of the
familiar faces that your gonna meet on the show.
*SPOILER ALERT*
So the lead character NIKITA is portrayed by no
less than MAGGIE Q.
Maggie who?
Well, that's whole another entry,so just keep on
reading!
So she's this big government assasin see..
NO,NOT LIKE THAT...
More like THIS...
SEE, that got your attention!
And she doesn't alway flaunts around in a bikini.
For that scene was only from a dream sequence and network execs throws that photo around
to get GEEKS like me to watch the show and guess
what,IT WORKED!
The show is kinda reminiscent of DARK ANGEL.
Y'know that old JESSICA ALBA show from the 90's.
Before she turned all HOLLYWOOD on us!
Well anyways,it's a totally different era and a totally
different ball game altogether.Before I get all
sidetracked,let's move on with the story telling.
So NIKITA is an agent who has now gone ROGUE.
NO,not that kind of ROGUE.
And she's helping this agent in training ALEX.
 |
| Look at her,she's not even listening to us! |
to destroy "DIVISION" from the inside-out,UGH!
And she gets recruited and that old chestnut of a storyline...
In it, she meets the resident bitch,JAYDEN.
and the only other american guy in the agency with speaking
roles,THOM.
that's with an "H", so you'd know he's extra DOUCHEY!
But the baddie agency ain't no pushovers either.
They have SHANE WEST...
Ok wrong movie...
THERE YOU GO...
Shane West as MICHAEL
and he brought along his fake "BATMAN" voice.So
that's kinda convincing for him...playing the lead
bad guy/mentor/teacher and stuff.
Anyways...he work alongside this guy
He's the generic COMPUTER NERD guy.
JERKOFF....
er I mean BIRKHOFF.
And most of the time he's pretty clueless and
anassuming.Kinda like a PEDESTRIAN at a CROSSING!
And we have this woman, AMANDA.
She's the agency's psycho/medical quack.Specializing in all
sorts of beauty and crazy hollistic shit
you can buy right out of THE BODY SHOP.
They all work for this old fart of a guy named
"PERCY"
No, not that PERCY,
That's PERCY PRINGLE III
NO,stop showing irrelevant things...
 |
| OLD FARTS RULE! |
THERE ,ya go!
This old guy is the enemy.He sorta knows a lot but
we're not impressed.And he does kinda look like
VLADIMIR PUTIN
but we're still UNIMPRESSED!
Later on the series we could also see STAN LEE
mak'n a cameo from the "BANK EPISODE"
*Can't wait for that episode,see the cameo
right here*
And what else is new...
Oh yeah, DEVON SAWA 's in it too!
Y'know that dude from the FINAL DESTINATION films..
and SLACKERS...ok that's a poor choice of
movie since NOBODY saw that one...
No not that kind of SAWA..
Nooooo..
Sheesh...
There it is!
Kinda outdated though for he doesn't look anything like that in the series.
He's gotten a lot OLDER and much UNFUNNIER over the years.
He's a SENTINEL...no wait...
OH GOD...
A GUARDIAN....there ye go!
Ok close enough!
And he was sent there to protect these CHOCOLATE
BARS!
BARS!
that contain all sorts of informations and stuff...
THERE! And the show was apparently based off LA FEMME NIKITA
starring this BLONDIE...
that nobody
knows and nobody cares about.Buttt the film version
looks pretty badass..
SO, THERE IT IS!
A WHIRLWIND TOUR of the show NIKITA.
Now that you know what to expect,WE recommend
you to go and watch that show. Because other
than us taking jabs at the series,it really is
a good fun show to watch.Take it from us,
!SCOUT'S HONOR!
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