Swimsuit Kung-Fu Ladies

Believe it or not,
this was actually the intro to a fighting game (filled under "I can't believe this is not softcore pornography" category) called...

Yep, you've guessed it!

Bikini Karate Babes by Creative Edge Studios.

Now before you call bullshit on all this, here's the Wikipedia entry of the said game:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_Karate_Babes

Gameplay footage and playthrough:

Wow, get a load of that title screen!
And not even a character selection screen,
How about that?

But wait, there's more! They actually produced a much better sequel to this game.
Take a gander, fine folks of the interwebs!

And if you sat through all that then congratulations!
Now on to your real reward!

P.S: Scantily clad ladies is to horniness and horniness usually leads to making babies.
Hence we made full circle and made sense of what was supposed to be just random videos we found on youtube!