SAFE FOR NERDS,
SAFE FOR GAMERS,
SAFE FOR KIDS...ok not really!
But nevertheless, TOTALLY SAFE .
Good clean fun fit for the young and immature at heart.
You know, you could always play games.
or cosplay together,
Try a lil' bit of roleplaying.
Because the best activities are the ones best enjoyed with the ones you love,
Be it karate,
or even singing!
And don't forget to stay nourished!
But do watch out for that LAST BURRITO!
And despite all that, you should never ever be a paste eater,
Be sure to drink your MILK.
Avoid pirates at all cost,
for their only motive in life is to get you drunk with GROG!
Travel as much as you can!
Meet silly/familiar woodland creatures,
And learn to slay mythical beings....
Feed the hamster,
And after which we can all FINALLY enjoy a smoke
and a pancake.
...or maybe not!