Hey, Fatman Up North!

Well, we know for a fact that we've been both NAUGHTY and NICE this year.
And hey, by today's standards...that's pretty alright!
So puh-leez - pretty puh-leez, get us these two books for christmas.

Or else we'd quit being good and just do bad deeds all throughout and BELIEVE US...you wouldn't want THAT to happen!