9/22/12

Chiddy Bang - The Good Life

CHORUS:
Man I’m looking for the good life
Something that you can’t imagine
It’s something you don’t know
Man I’m looking for the good life
Baby girl I got a ticket, do you wanna go?
Swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly I call
And we could have a good night
Show me that you got some good sense
Show me what you know
Make your trunk go
Make your make your trunk go
Make make make make make make your trunk go

VERSE 1:
Man I gotta be fresh and I gotta be ill
We locate from the jungle where it’s killed or be killed
And I’mma get mine, don’t care how you feel
In an artificial world where nothing is real
We searching for wild for something that’s greater
And hopefully I’ll make it there sooner or later
Remember I was younger and I didn’t have a thing
And then I had a dream they call Martin Luther King
I’m swelly on top for the world it seems
Cash rules everything around me get C.R.E.A.M.
Good morning, to my haters all I say is good night
They ask me what I’m looking for, I need a good life

CHORUS:
Man I’m looking for the good life
Something that you can’t imagine
It’s something you don’t know
Man I’m looking for the good life
Baby girl I got a ticket, do you wanna go?
Swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly I call
And we could have a good night
Show me that you got some good sense
Show me what you know
Make your trunk go
Make your make your trunk go
Make make make make make make your trunk go

VERSE 2:
I bet you know now if you didn’t know then
I step into the booth and it’s time to go in
And P got the bass turned up the low end
And this is that soul for the big oh ten
I never thought that I would be a man in the game
I brush off my shirt where there used to be a stain
I came a long way where I wasn’t so fly
Made music like Kweli just to get by
I never had a job, but that couldn’t stop him
Cause now I get paid and I never clock in
And I will never stumble, fall, or take a pay cut
I’m in that elevator and I’m on my way up

CHORUS:
Man I’m looking for the good life
Something that you can’t imagine
It’s something you don’t know
Man I’m looking for the good life
Baby girl I got a ticket, do you wanna go?
Swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly, swelly I call
And we could have a good night
Show me that you got some good sense
Show me what you know
Make your trunk go
Make your make your trunk go
Make make make make make make your trunk go

Chronicles Of A Mangero

So here are a few of the books that we were lucky enough to buy from the "HALINA"
place.(Please refer to the last entry to understand the reference.)
http://silentsanctummanga.blogspot.com/2012/09/rush-n-attack.html

We've visited the place thrice and have always alotted a P500.00 budget so as
not to overspend our salary and so that we'd still have a lil' bit more for ourselves
and to help out with our family duties.

So here they are. In the exact order that they were bought.

A lot of the books purchased were all great and all. But nothing could probably
surpass these 3 books right here.
These 3 are the AKIRA TORIYAMA MANGA THEATER.
A series of one-shots before and after he shot to fame with
ever familiar tites like DR. SLUMP or DRAGONBALL.
Amongst the 3, we are most proud of VOL. 2.
With titles like "PINK" "THE ADVENTURES OF TONG POO" & "MR.HO".
A lot of which would serve as an archetype as to when
he'd create his megahit, DRAGON BALL & DRAGONBALL Z.

Another curious little critter is a book called HETTAPI.
Which is in essence, is a HOW TO DRAW MANGA book as taught by
Mr. Toriyama himself.

He and his avatar (Toribot) would make various appearances honing
and training the ever so innocent Hettapi as he shoots his way to manga stardom.
The tutorial ranges from beginners to intermediate.From amateurs to professional.
Topics like the proper way of toning,
The right kind of pencils,
a guide as to how to draw splash pages,
were all discussed in details and given the full toriyama treatment.
The last few pages were, which we can only speculate are fan submissions
then reviewed and critiqued by toriyama himself.He'd offer helpful suggestions
and various theories on how a particular scene could've been condensed or
made better.
DRAGON BALL # 3

On this particular issue of DRAGONBALL, we got to see the very first appearance of
everybody's favorite hot-headed blonde :LAUNCH. She fighs and she bites.
FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!
BITE-BITE-BITE!
We love her to bits.
So it would only seem right for us to buy the book on those grounds alone.

DR. SLUMP #3
Is very much your average ARALE doing various types of shenanigans(like playing
with poop and flashing her non existing breasts) issue.
What caught our attention was the art itself since this was pre-dragonball z days
most of the art within are rather cute and we dare say it,rather "KID-FRIENDLY".

The only fightings on this issue are bonks to the head and the ocassional
non-threatening violence.We strongly recommend these books for dem conservative parents.
It's sweet,it's innocent, your kids will love it.
The AZUMANGA DIAOH book's also a good find and it closely ressembles it's
animated counterpart.You'd know you bought a good book when you
don't understand a word from what your reading and yet it would be able to
make you laugh and stuff.

Another experience would be arousal.The sexual kind...
Although a lil' HARD (pun intended) to believe at first,
hentai mangas are at times as good as their animated counterparts.
And it's those simple linearts and believable poses that sends blood
rushing down to that other "HEAD" you use for pissing.

Now, we'd no longer discuss these books in details because they are
practically the same and describing them would be like telling a
blind or deaf guy that porn is boner-inducing.It would be just a waste of
time.Of ours and yours. You just had to see these things for yourselves.

The "something something" CRUSH book is your average CUTEY HONEY clone with
bonus colored pin-ups of the female characters at the last
few pages of the book. It was a decent book...
The one with the "tits and asses flying around" book is an erotic strip compilation.
There are alot of great self explanatory scenes within the book and
you don't need to be able to read japanese to have a mighty boner. Definitely worth
the purchase.
Cynthia The Mission #9. Is your average fighting girl manga.
The fight scenes are rather easy to understand which is always a good thing in these types of book.
Has a couple of colored pages every now and then.
Bought the book due to the last few pages of it.We wouldn't wanna reveal what's in it but it definitely
ties the book together and ultimately making it a worthy purchase.

Eagle-faced butler #2. Is a highly stylized action manga set in some post-apocalyptic
europe with various soldiers and stuff. The lead character is from what
we can tell is a spy of some sort.It's a weird book. But what saved it was it's
unique and one of a kind interior art.If you've read books like JING : THE KING
OF BANDITS then you'd definitely get a kick out of reading this one.

Jumping wrestler girl #5. Is well...about a jumping wrestler girl that
wrestles everything that moves.No one was spared from cat-faced students, to a generic american women and even to the ever popular fishnet stocking-ed santa claus. The occasional groping and
ripping of clothes then laughing out loud is definitely a staple amongst these kinds
of stories.And when she's not wrestling people, she's your average normal looking high school girl
with average problems like boys and peer pressure and of course, BOYS! But that's too darn boring.
We really just bought it for the wrestling parts and nothing else.
Big boobed glasses chick #1. Is about a big-boobed chick with glasses.
Turns out that the girl is actually a professor.So imagine SECRET PLOT sans
the hardcore scenes then there you go, that's about as detailed as we can get
on describing this particular manga.The art is pretty good. Remember our arousal
topic as mentioned before...you'd get a lot of those in here.

And last but not the least would be GO-GO HEAVEN #1. Which is basically
an erotic journey to the west
(if you've seen and liked the hentai movie entitled THE KARMA SAIYUKI,then you're in for a treat.)
with a baby goku and her priestess/wet nurse/ baby
sitter.The actions are fast-paced and the art is definitely top-notch.Our favorite
part of the book would be the "DANCING MUSHROOM CHAPTER".
It starts well and it ends well.
Though you'd kinda wish there was more since the baby goku would eventually
grow on ya.And between all the lesbian scenes and automaton sex, the boneriffic
baby is probably the normalest character within the series.

So that's about it on this installment of our review.
Catch us again soon,same SSM! time & same SSM! channel.

THE POWER IS YOURS!

Rush N' Attack


Last monday afternoon, the good folks @ SSM! visited a humble little
(ok, maybe not so little) warehouse called *HALINA KABAYAN KO*.
Which roughly translates to as "WELCOME MY COUNTRYMEN."
*picture of the store's signage, soon to follow.*

Located @ 113 Quezon Ave. Sto Domingo Quezon City 
(near the intersection where the construction never gets done and before you'd reach SANCTUARIUM)
Here's their official facebook page for more info.
http://www.facebook.com/HalinaKabayanKo
And here's their beautifully rendered website for even MORE info!
http://surplusjapan.com/

The store boast an assortment of japanese goods and merchandises.
Ranging from furnitures, office equipments, signature bags, action figures,
THE WORKS, baby!
But enough chit-chat, here's the real reason why we visited the place.

TSARAN!
Mangas.
More Mangas.
& Even More Mangas.
Mangas as far as the eyes can see.
You'd literally flip out your tongue as you gaze upon their mini library.
Ye olde titles like COBRA
RANMA 1/2
DR. SLUMP
JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
BAKI THE GRAPPLER
BERSERK
3X3 EYES
STEAM DETECTIVE
BLAZER DRIVE
to the more contemporary ones like
EYESHIELD 21
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
R.O.D
&
TORIKO
to name a few....

Some of which complete, then some of which just missing a few volumes.
BUT WHO'S COMPLAIN'N?
Definitely the GO-TO place to finally be able to complete your collection.
And how much is a single TANKOBON ,you might ask?
Well then, we'll just let their sign do all the talking.
A word of advice.
Although a lot of the mangas itself are in excellent condition.
The corners and the edges would usually be rather dusty.Hence, browsing for
them could quite frankly be a messy thing to do. So the wearing of a plain white tee
is most definitely a no-no. The same could be said for persons with specific
germ or dirt related allegergies.But not to worry. Nothing like a small
trip down the little JIMMY/SUSSIES room can't fix.A couple of handwashes
later then your good to go.

Mosquitoes and ventilation would also presents itself as a primary issue while manga searching.
It would be advisable for you not to bring anything(other than money,preferably 1k's worth would do)
like bags or work related documents as you'd more likely misplace or eventually
lose them along the way.

And since they were all directly imported from JAPAN.
The dialogues are obviously in JAPANESE.
The only english words you get to see are the words "JUMP COMICS"
the copyrights or the occassional engrish which is also at times part of the
story.

It wouldn't be easy to find the titles you like but the thrill is definitely in the hunt.
It sort of is like a huge guessing game.
There are a few of the weirder titles like this one.
Which is like a mash-up between NARUTO, ONE PIECE & BLEACH.
A few of the odder ones like this one,
and need we say more about FAT HITLER?
But nothing would probably top the next one which features a bunch of kid monkeys
in a kimono and a chimpanzee fiddling a violin..
And oh, here's a quick tip for ya!
Whenever you see a YELLOW STICKER with these words written on them.
Then that would ultimatley mean that the book your holding is the series' last issue.
So don't expect a CONTINUATION or a SPIN-OFF.
'Coz when you see the word, then that's it. IT'S DONE!

In addition to the new titles you'd happen to chance upon,
it's also pretty inviting to see a couple of familiar faces like ONE PIECE
FLCL
SHADOW SKILL
or even  666 SATAN.
And speaking of new titles. There are also a handful of adult themed mangas
that features various sexual acts and weird fetishes. Definitely worth
checking out.
REMINDER :A lot of the *dicks and *pussies are totally censored out.
Either by a strip of black bar, erasure or the ever popular, pixelation.
If you watched a lot of japanese pornos within this lifetime then you'd
probably already knew what to expect.
So that's about it. Read about the books we bought on the next entry.
Same blogspot place, same blogspot time.
Over & Out.