Showing posts with label Dita Von Teese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dita Von Teese. Show all posts

2/16/13

Altoids Montoya

ALTOIDS, ALTOIDS,
they're good for your heart...
and for your prostate as well....
APPARENTLY!

6/14/11

Daddy They Care

Unlike MOTHER'S DAY, there ain't no flower-ey or
gimmick-ey way to celebrate FATHER'S DAY.

Due to dad's instinctive behavior getting all
EMOTIONAL-EY and SOFT is most definitely not the
way to get their attention.

Soooo unlike any hallmark card that exist in this planet,
we are offering dads
everywhere a gift they cannot refuse.
A natural viagra so to speak.
DADS EVERYWHERE,we give you
*DITA VON TEESE*
There's more where that came from...

Who's our daddy???YOU ARE!!

To all the FATHERS out there,we would like
to take our HAT'S OFF

to you guys for doing such a
splendid job providing and caring for us.
Well atleast that got your attention,atleast DOWN THERE!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY,daddy-o's!
Cheers!

6/13/11

The Cock Stops Here

This is our last stop for all you horny dads out there.
And if you needed more evidence supporting the fact
that SSM! blogspot is "THE" destination for all your entertainment
needs,let us put the cherry on the cake with this one.
&
Voila....
And we're not done yet,daddy-os!
we've saved the BEST for last!