Ong-Bakser

The trailer has that "meh, pwede na" feel for a modern day action movie.
And those fake elephants are soooo fake!

It has Dave Batista in it as Tong Po! But then again, that does not guarantee anything because after all this ain't no GOTG movie trailer!

It's nice to see JCVD doing JCVD things as opposed to, THIS,

I guess?

And speaking of which.
It's always fun to see how life pans out with our favorite childhood heroes.
And despite aligning himself with the WRONG movie at the time.
Parallels to his and Johnny Cage's Mortal Kombat storyline is quite identical.
Observe:

Can you see the resemblance now?

How about now?

How about now?

Can you see it now?
You still can't?

Oh god, you're an idiot!

Gotten married, had a daughter, the proverbial "passing of the torch" sort of thing.
It's all been predicted by Ed Boon!
See, it's always fun to see art imitating life and vice versa.
And as always, stay classy you guys!