Krispy Krispenwah News

If only CHRIS BENOIT was still alive...OH WAIT!

Beu Of A Champ

Start your day right with a hearty breakfast complete 

with MAPLE SYRUP and BIANCA BEUCHAMP.

 Make sure to get it on all of those nooks and crannies for a sufficient and more than balanced diet.

 

Additional servings are more than recommended.

HECK,just go right ahead and pour everything right in there!

 Start your day right with a strong MORNING WOOD and a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.

Then you might just be well on your way,kiddo!

 A healthy start for the day ahead, as suggested by your personal trainer,

SSM!

Not Batman!

lawl!

Fang'n & Bang'n

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 the one and the only,
vampire warrior,
!GANGREL!

and last but not the least, THIS one!

A lovely collaboration between SSM's very own, DARK CHAPEL and 

HAPPY LOCKJAW's SAM G.

Destination To Guyville

Baybeh,
HOLLABACK GIRL ain't got nothing on YOU!

Then how about some light exercises, some PNE "Sorry Na" homage?

Then maybe some LADY GAGA same sounding song by the poolside, perhaps?

Then maybe you CAN get some satisfaction out of these POWER TOOLS *wink wink*

Then maybe when can party the night away at some sleazy karaoke bar downtown?

Couples therapy, for you and moi!

Then we can cap off the night squandering our hard earned money at a strip club of your choosing!

Ah and that's how VALENTINES DAY should've been spent.

Not on some lame ass activities and gimmicks that nobody gives a rat's ass about!

Videos as suggested by

http://www.ugo.com/music/sexiest-music-videos

The Moaning After

All this talk about INDIE KOMIKS turn MOVIE, had us think'n and ponder'n...
I MEAN!
Why don't we get international glamour model, JORDAN CARVER to cosplay as our very own MONA:Queen Of The Babes!

Seems legit enough!

Naaah, that wouldn't happen!

She wouldn't even wanna talk with us!

We must be out of our frikk'n minds to even thought about that sort of thing even happening! And besides, I bet we couldn't even afford her talent fee to begin with so goodbye to that dream, I guess?

Stevie Knick-knacks

THIS SUMMER!

STEVE CARELL
 is 

coming REALLY soon on IMAX and IMAX 3D.... hopefully!