Showing posts with label Batista. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batista. Show all posts

3/8/17

Two Timers


Comic Yondu, bb Groot, Drax and Kurt Russel as a frikk'n living planet!
Seriously man, I can't stress this enough but GOTG Vol. 2 is DEFINITELY gonna kick all sorts of ass the very week it hits theaters nationwide.

12/5/16

Games Bond


It's just 4 characters, how is this INFINITE????
This is still not the game we were hoping for but Maximillan Dood begs to differ.

And oh, nevermind!
An extended gameplay trailer had just been released.
Let's take a looksie, shall we:

Oh, you get to use dem infinity stones like a fuck'n stoner (sorry po, Mayor!)
Kidding aside, it's actually referred to as INFINITY GEMS but hellz yeah, just like in the ye olde Marvel Super Heroes game for the Arcade/Playstation.

It's always fun to run after a particular gem that you'd probably won't be able to use anyways (Not unless you're playing as Thanos). I'm pretty sure this look is all the rave nowadays but for the more retro gamers, we are still hoping for that "pandering to the old fans" type of 2D sprite title. But until then we could always hold on to:

Speaking of "that horrid 3D look", look at what Capcom just did to Akuma/Gouki:

Totally distasteful!
I wonder if Capcom really knew what looks best for their characters. Several much more DECENT concept arts were rejected in favor of THIS????
SERIOUSLY???
THAT'S BOLLOCKS!
His move sets does look pretty dope (Double Air Hadoukens are always awesome!) but that lion's mane.....MAAAN O MAN, it's fuck'n distracting!
One of the many pros of using Akuma is that you have the intimidation factor going on. But guess what, Capcom is back to square one!  Just when you we're building a bit of steam with your Mika and Karin reveal trailers. You blew your potential customers away with your French Fries Haired Alex, Fat Birdie and now Lion King Akuma....
Looking at this image alone,
makes me wish I was playing Tekken 7 instead!

Enough of the negativity and now for something good, a 2D fighter for 2016?
What, when, where and how????

It's actually a PS4 port of an old game but a pretty darn good one to say the least. SNK's absolute game changer of a title and the definitive rival to Capcom's Street Fighter III. See, this is how you do it, Capcom!

2D fighting games would still be a thing and as long as you'd be willing to release newer games then some fool would still be silly enough to try and beat it.Take cues from the numerous modders, Mugen games and Evo Tournaments. Bring your company back to your former glory, do something you were once good at. Make others imitate your brand as opposed to going the 3D route altogether.


We end this entry with the 2nd extended trailer of Guardians Of The Galaxy 2.
Rocket Raccoon is still pretty badass and so is Baby Groot.
And Batista as Drax.

Oh Batista, you are definitely born to play the said role.
I sure hope Marvel would allow you to be just Drax for the rest of your life.
No more Evolution and no more teaming up with Eddie Guerrero( Ok, I take that back, that was a pretty memorable team-up), just you as Drax at the next year's Royal Rumble.
So WWE, go ahead and book it!

9/21/16

Ong-Bakser


The trailer has that "meh, pwede na" feel for a modern day action movie.
And those fake elephants are soooo fake!
It has Dave Batista in it as Tong Po! But then again, that does not guarantee anything because after all this ain't no GOTG movie trailer!

It's nice to see JCVD doing JCVD things as opposed to, THIS,

I guess?

And speaking of which.
It's always fun to see how life pans out with our favorite childhood heroes.
And despite aligning himself with the WRONG movie at the time.
Parallels to his and Johnny Cage's Mortal Kombat storyline is quite identical.
Observe:
Can you see the resemblance now?
How about now?
How about now?
Can you see it now?
You still can't?
Oh god, you're an idiot!
Gotten married, had a daughter, the proverbial "passing of the torch" sort of thing.
It's all been predicted by Ed Boon!
See, it's always fun to see art imitating life and vice versa.
And as always, stay classy you guys!

11/8/15

SSM! Recommends these 8 books for Komikon 2015

Sadly enough, SSM! will not be attending (due to reasons unknown) this year's two day Komikon.
But instead, here are (as the title suggested) the 8 books as recommended by us.

Because that's what we do
 (despite what you've heard), we do know how to promote other people's work.
So step aside, SISTER!
At number 
8.The Hotdog Prince #9 by Francis Martelino
7. Sikami #3 by Pangalatoons
6. Ugh #2 by Julienne Dadivas
5. Cresci Prophecies : Book Of Sancread by Ate Joanah Tinio Calingo (Point Zero Comics)
4. Pasig Unbound by Sir Ilog (Point Zero Comics)
3. The Deceptive Detective #1 by Benj Bartolome
2. Patay Kung Patay by Mike Alcazaren, Noel Pascual & AJ Bernardo
1. Windmills by Josel Nicolas
And don't forget to visit the Indie Tiangge section:

List of this year's participants:
1921 Komiks
Black Omen Comics
Mika Bacani
Catch Comics
Cosmic Cube Comics
Dexter Roxas
Eventual Empire
Monster Hunter Mangahan
Faction Fiction
Loser Mangaka
Gwendy Delos Santos
Pancho Karambola
Jeff Benitez
Rainbow Pages
Killer Kamote Komiks
Pen & Ink Comics
KOI
Stories by Lara
Che Bantayan
Pulang Punla
Troti Studio
Tamagoru
The Desk
TyroBoot
The Cosmic Book
Rex Espino

For this would be the  place where we all started from and t'would be the place where dreams do come true.
Parang Wrestlemania lang!
That's that!
Enjoy the event, fine folks of the interwebs!