Eliza Doolittle - Big When I Was Little

Can’t believe I’m leaving 
Got my boxes by the door 
Sorting trough my memories 
Cross legged on the floor 

My diaries and scrapbooks 
Oh 
They seem to take me there 
I was always posh spice and you wore zigzags in your hair 

Would you know me 
Know me 
If you saw me 
Saw me, saw me 
Nothing but hopes and living the moment 
Where we were meant to be 
Ooooohhhh 
Those days don’t seem so far 
When I’m flicking through my old Polaroid 
Photographs 
Me and yoooouuuuuu 
You always made me laugh 
Dancing to cassette tape singles 
That was big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Jut like Malcom in the middle 
That was big when I was little 

Oh this box is haunting me 
I can’t throw it away 
School reports and birthdays cards 
Feels like yesterday 
Clip on diamantes 
Makes me think of Friday nights 
Leaving after class with me on the back of your bike 

Would you know me 
Would you know me 
Know me 
If you saw me 
Saw me, saw me 
Nothing but hopes and living the moment 
Where we were meant to be 
Ooooohhhh 
Those days don’t seem so far 
When I’m flicking through my old Polaroid 
Photographs 
Me and yoooouuuuuu 
You always made me laugh 
Dancing to cassette tape singles 
That was big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Jut like Malcom in the middle 
That was big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Jut like Nirvana and Lauryn Hill 
They were big when I was little 

Super nitendo 
And club nights at Bagleys 
Smirnoff ice 
Open mic nights and Acne wonder where you ended up 
Cos I just can’t thank you enough 
Avirex jackets and strawberry ribena 
Nike tn’s, dreams of Wembley arena 

Ooooohhhh 
Those days don’t seem so far 
When I’m flicking through my old Polaroid 
Photographs 
Me and yoooouuuuuu 
You always made me laugh 
Dancing to cassette tape singles 
That was big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Jut like Malcom in the middle 
That was big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Big when I was little 
Jut like Nirvana and Lauryn Hill 
They were big when I was little

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Bo Dallas Memes

Bo Dallas is the current reigning NXT Champion.

Here are some of his more than awesome BO-toshopped MEMES.
Courtesy of both:
https://www.facebook.com/wrestlingmemes
&
http://www.wrestlingforum.com/general-wwe/641445-funny-wrestling-pictures-ii-699.html

and BO as other wrestlers.

and
not like THAT!
but rather like THIS!

and our personal favorite,
!sa-BO!

Well, here's to ya, BO!
Here's to winning more championship belts.

DIVAS champion...lol!

OH WAIT!

Ah well, that's that!

Stay faBOlous!

Homegrown Mangroves

OH-NO MANGA COSPLAY CAMP 2 was for us... a lil' disappointing!
Oh-no reminded us of the very reason as to why we stopped going to anime
conventions some 2-3 years ago.

It's basically the same SM MEGAMALL crowd.
The same crowd that patronizes DOUJINSHI, GAY-ASS COMMISSIONS and various
shit we no longer know or care about.
It's the same "AY XEROX , LANG TO A! Ba't ang mahal?" people.
Makes us sick to talk about the selling part, so we'll just talk about
the LADY PARTS instead...

oh mah god, we didn't meant it like that!
Lady as in GIRL parts...urgh...
Girls in costume.
Yeah, COSPLAYERS!

There you go!
So here are a couple of them that we really liked!

And two dudes would eventually make it in to the list as well!

I sure do hope they've won something because they've definitely won all the
major prizes on our books.

And unlike most people, SSM! actually comes up with fresh and new ideas.
As opposed to just pelting the same shit over and over again.
This time around we've got ourselves a treat for all you PAPI fans.

Ah yes, it's a lil' something-something for us WRESTLING aficionados.
And to cement the legacy and their friendship in komiks form.
Together in life and together in death.
RABID WOLVERINE & LATINO HEAT FOREVER!

Sadly enough the only TWO people were able to appreciate the said stickers these were
our "ALIVE BESTFRIENDS"
HAPPY LOCKJAW

& KONG

Whom have requested for the said collection in the first place. So he gets the entire set
for free. The first batch was also given for free at the place where
the said stickers were printed,

All in all, it was not that great!
The post-event meal and chat was actually better.
We went home just wishing that BLTX or INDIEKET could come in a lil' sooner.
Because that's THE crowd that embraces the true essence KOMIKS collecting.
That is THE crowd that appreciates our work.
So screw this non-sense!
We're going home!

Patotoy Cunt Punt

So here's SSM's virtual/visual tour of TOYCON 2013.

Which was held last month JUNE 14-16, 2013.
And we're just posting this now because we're ahh uhm....LAZY!

So here it is anyways. DAY 3 of the 3 day toy love affair.
So we went there and by WE, I meant only me, DARK CHAPEL.

And we pretty much spent half of the day within THIS area.

while the other half was spent buying discounted comic books at the
COMIC ODYSSEY booth.

While the rest of the hall had a lil' something-something that caught our
attention. But nothing too spectacular after all.

I guess it has something to do with our current age and the unsettling realization
that cosplayers/anime fans are cheapskates that we no longer get a kick
from all that cosplay hullabaloo.

But not on all cosplayers because we still are a bunch of sexually active GUYS after all.
And TITS and ASSES would very well still make us very HAPPY. IfyouknowwhatImean!
*PADUM-TSH*
A prime example would've been PAULENE SO cosplaying as CHUN-LI.

picture courtesy of Calvin's Hub

Yep folks, not as MAI SHIRANUI

or KASUMI from DOA.

It's CHUN-LI!

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Don't be a SF idiot!
Get your facts straight, jack!

That's probably one of our regrets on not going to DAY 2. But in general,
we don't give a shit about cosplaying anymore.
So we say, FUCK IT!

The OTHER thing that we don't give a rat's ass about are TOYS.

Yes, folks!
We don't care and you can quote us on that!
The best thing about TOYCON was the COMIC BOOKS.

But not on all toys but the CURRENT ones atleast.
Lookie here, you CURRENT generation of toy collectors and enthusiasts!
Those things that you're buying now with your hard earned salary/allowance/
lunch money...
Well, guess what?

They'd worth SQUAT standing next to THESE babies.

I'm not here to brag but a lot of the toys YOU own are still in production
and would at nowhere and at no time be considered as a RARE collectible.

We'd still have to wait for the year 4000 or 5000 and we'd probably
be dead by then. So what's the use?
My advise to you is to invest your TIME and MONEY on the VINTAGE stuff.

These are the things that would eventually appreciate in value and would
rake in some dough and bragging rights for you and would be grandchildrens
in the future.

So ditch the current stuff, buy wisely and be rich later!

We really didn't get to roam around a lot. And again with old age, we seriously
just wanted to go home.

BUTT,

of course! A couple of familiar faces could be spotted.
Familiar face that actually made us less of a downer and more of a smiler.

Like KONG from Komikult.

TWO-FACED GAARA.

ATE MJOLNIR.

GLUTHATHIONE HULK.

TAMBAY ROBOTS.

THOR & JERRY.

CLASSIC MEGAMAN.

CORPORATE CASUAL NIGHTCRAWLER.

HACKER.

DICTATOR MAGNETO.

SLIMER.

PHOTOHOG SUPES.

and finally of course,
CHUN-LI IN FULL GEEK MODE.

All in all, it was not bad.
We're no longer feeling the vibe since we're so used to the selling part
that buying some over priced mundane shit is no longer something that appeals to us.
And besides, we have stacks and stacks of comic books to read
and we're quite happy with our pull list. That we're about
to share and review soon enough.
So that's that!
SSM!, Over & Out!