12/24/15

The 6 Gifts Of Chapel 2015

It's that time of the month....and no, not our period!
It's the ??? Gifts of Chapel!
An annual thing wherein I (Dark Chapel) will give random SSM! friends and supporters
a MS Paint artwork (that is bound to be worth a bazillion bucks in year 2025,maybe,I dunno?).
And why do I do this you ask, oh so nonchalantly?

'cuzzzz!
It's the season to be jolly, gift giving and all that Hallmark-ey cliches.

So without further ado, here's this year's Nice list:

1. Twin Tail for Patrick "Rawwrr" Enrique.
2. The Leader for Jim Faustino.
3. Segata Sanshiro for Nikko Valenzuela.
4. Lolbot and Beer/Deer for Apol Sta. Maria.
5. MacGuyver for both Karize and Josel Nicolas.
and last but not the least,
6. Conan The Barbarian for Emiliana Kampilan.

And now for some bonus content, which are basically gifts to myself.
Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach.
Dorothy from Akazukin Chacha.
Takeshi "Beat" Kitano.
Bull Nakano.
&
a rockabillyfied Mona.
That's all of 'em. See you again next year and hopefully
you do get on my good side and be handsomely rewarded with wonderful
artwork courtesy of yours truly. If not, then...
here's the world's smallest violin.

12/17/15

Ajumma Joins The Fray

Well, forget about THAT guy!
Whachagonnado, bruder?
When Akumamania runs wild on you?????

#GetHyped !

12/2/15

Neinty Nein Red Balloons

BETTER LIVING THROUGH XEROXOGRAPHY 9: ANG MGA PAMBANSANG ALAGAD NG SINNING​


BETTER LIVING THROUGH XEROXOGRAPHY 9: A SMALL PRESS EXPO * DEC 4, FRIDAY * 6PM TO TIREDNESS * ILYONG'S, CUBAO * SETTING FIRE TO FIRE * MORE INDEPENDENT THAN YOUR OLDER SISTER * TELL EVERYONE

Cubao: https://www.facebook.com/events/627282450707891/
Event Posters 
By Adam David



By Chingbee Cruz
By Apol Sta. Maria 

By Tawilla Camz

By Josel Nicolas
By yours truly, Dark Chapel

Baguio
: https://www.facebook.com/events/1647325372193110/
Event Posters
By Pedantic Pedestrians
By Ton Vergara

Davao: https://www.facebook.com/events/695381087259127/
Event Posters
By Angely Chi
By Balud Books
Online Zine Library: http://www.studiosoupmnl.com/library

11/17/15

Super Mice And The Roborats

As we've mentioned earlier, due to some really wise investment choices.
We are now in the possession of box after boxes of bootleg toys.
Namely of the Biker Mice From Mars kind.
Ranging from the 10" kind:
P200.00 each.
Only Throttle and Vinnie figures are available as of the moment.
 to the standard sized action figures:
P100.00 each. Three mices available.
and some Kitt-O Construction Kits of both Doctor Who and Star Wars:
P50.00 each
And now for the fun part: the unboxing / assembly!
For the 10" figure, the tail is normally detached for handling purposes.
It's made out of (surprisingly enough) durable plastic and the paint job is decent enough with some mispaints here and there but nothing too noticeable as some other bootleg toys would normally be.
The figure doesn't boast any points of articulation but the head, wrist, arms,waist and boots are twistable.
Giving you the liberty of recreating your favorite Ben Tisoy moments
or letting your Biker mice channel his inner Shakespeare by reciting passages from Hamlet.
Alas, poor Yorick!
For the construction kits, let's look at the Star Wars ones first.
With 6 designs to collect. But we are merely assembling the ones we liked the most.
First up is Admiral Ackbar.
Yes, It's Mr. It's A Trap!

The assembly for these paper sculptures seems easy enough. No cutting and no gluing required.
And VOILA!
There is the Admiral, live and in living colors!

And now let's take the good Doctor for a little spin?
Get it?
No?
Ah well....

For this particular franchise, we're going with the Weeping Angel design because she has that nice looking skirt thingie.
Again, there are 6 designs to choose and collect.
Then BING, BANG,BOOM
and there you have it folks!
Obviously the Doctor Who one looks classier with it's podium thingie.
Here are the two figures standing side by side for comparative purposes.
Now, we are not merely sharing these kits and figures for they are in fact FOR SALE.
So buy some, maybe????
Reply down below or email us @ silent_sanctum@yahoo.com for your orders.
A paypal account is being set-up as of the moment but at the meantime, Metro Manila meet-ups only.
Available for BLTX 6 pick-ups or some other conventions of your choosing, provided we are also attending the said gathering.

Disclaimer: These are obviously fake toys. Some figures might have loose/broken joints due to mishandling during shipping. We would choose to sell the best ones based on appearance alone. No refunds would be provided for figures that are beyond repair.

There you go!