The Prosecutor

#TheProsecutor directed by and starring #DonnieYen is coming soon! pic.twitter.com/nrTyqbiJKE

— M.A.A.C. (@MAActionCinema) September 6, 2024

John Kwek-Kwek

Donnie Yarn

Yes, YEN yun!

Enter The New Fat Dragon

a more serious remake of the 1978 version starring Sammo Hung.

This Bruceploitation film might very well be a jab at the whole Bruce-Sammo real-life beef at the time.

Hopefully, everything's been settled/forgiven nowadays.

Sammo would be more remembered for his TV Series:

(Not the Marcos kind, of course!)

Big Brother Donnie

Aww yiss!

Donnie Yen as a Teacher!

Jack Martial Arts

Trailer:

Full Film:

Yes, there is NO WAY Jack Ma can win against any of his opponents in real life.
But then again, this is just a FICTIONAL movie and he funded everything hence everyone else is "selling" for him.
Anyone that wishes to remind us of as to how "Wrestling Is Fake" should definitely acknowledge the fact that this movie is even FAKER!

But it is pretty impressive considering this as a free film and all.

What A Catch, Donnie

YEN!

Donnie Yen Fuck'n Hates Everyone!

Just a collection of Donnie Yen videos fighting anything and anyone that moves!

vs. Bruce Lee

vs. Sammo Hung

 

vs. Jackie Chan

vs. Jet Li

vs. Yuen Biao

vs. Cung Le

vs. Colin Chou.

 

vs. Jing Wu

vs. THAT DUDE from Highlander.

vs. Corporate Liu Kang.

 

vs. 4 ninjas.

vs. 10 other black belt dudes.

vs. dudes with knives.

vs. this dude without knives but has terrible hugging and aiming problems.

vs. defenseless training dummies.

vs. soldiers, mobsters, restaurant patrons, post office messengers and even more groups of rowdy teenagers.

vs. bitchy housewives.

 

vs. gym equipments.

This only proves but one thing,

YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THE DONNMEISTER!