2/14/14

Luis Batton

E LV daw e!
Ohhh....
But kidding aside, SSM! will be @ UP Los Banos.
Not exactly our first time down south, here are a few of the pics from our earlier expedition....
Oookay, not exactly what we had in mind.
But more like THIS to be more precise.

And here's to hoping that lady luck would shine upon us and make us filthy stink'n rich!
At least even for just this once.
Because we had worked our butts and asses for this trip and LB isn't exactly what you'd wanna call "a nearby place" either.

Here's a map of the place for all you GOOGLE MAP addicts and feeling NAMIgators out there.
And once you're there, 
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Please buy some of our books.
Buy one or make that two and make JESUS very happy!

Take note of the following coordinates.
Buy from SSM!(Hey, that's us!)
Or from HAPPY LOCKJAW.
or have MOARfun with MOARBOOKS.

And remember if you're not buying from ANY of us then you're better off left for dead, beaten up at a condo or denied of your insatiable desire for BULALO.
Or in layman's term, PAKYU KA!

Kung kaya't tara na sa LAGUNA.
Huwag ng magmaramot at supportahan ang aming mga CURRENT at FUTURE undertakings.
Dahil sa totoo lang, pera-pera lang yan!
At kikitain niyo rin uli yan sa katapusan!

2/12/14

Past Is Pasta

Tama na ang mga alitan patungkol sa BULALO at KAPNODILS.

Huwag ng magalit at magsisihan.
Oras na para lunukin ang pride mo.
at matutong magpakumbaba
at magpatawad ng kapwa mo.
Dahil, hindi ba't tao lang din naman tayong lahat?
Nagkakamali 
at nagkakasala?

2/5/14

Safe And Sound

and
SAFE FOR NERDS, 
SAFE FOR GAMERS, 
and now 
SAFE FOR KIDS...ok not really!

But nevertheless, TOTALLY SAFE .

Good clean fun fit for the young and immature at heart.
'CUZ
You know, you could always play games.
or cosplay together,
Try a lil' bit of roleplaying.
Because the best activities are the ones best enjoyed with the ones you love,
Be it karate,
wrestling,
or even singing!
And don't forget to stay nourished! 
But do watch out for that LAST BURRITO!
And despite all that, you should never ever be a paste eater,
Be sure to drink your MILK.
Avoid pirates at all cost,
for their only motive in life is to get you drunk with GROG!
Travel as much as you can! 
Meet silly/familiar woodland creatures,
And learn to slay mythical beings....
Feed the hamster, 
And after which we can all FINALLY enjoy a smoke 
and a pancake.
...or maybe not!