9/1/12
Molotov Cocktease
SSM!'s looking for a few good men...and women!
Who ever can get the job done, I guess.
This is a call to arms to join SSM! very own newsletter entitled
"The Ssm! Illuminati"
Now on it's 2nd issue.
What we want from you are THESE!
and not THESE!
Well on second thoughts, THOSE wouldn't be so bad either.
Here are the guidelines,friend-os!
1.Original artworks only.Coz editing BATMAN's word balloons is against the law.
2.Must be (or somewhat be) SSM! related. Because..well for starters, it's ours
and your not in the position to complain here since you'd only be a guest artist,CAPICE?
3.If unwilling to follow rule#2, please submit ANY materials that are GENERALLY
FUNNY.Please refrain from inside jokes or references that only you or your cult followers can understand.
4.Fonts must be sized at 12-14 or any size not lower than 10.
5. Have fun, be a comedian.
Send all your entries (and possibly some BORACAY PICS as well) @
silent_sanctum@yahoo.com
Or better yet add as up on FACEBOOK.
http://www.facebook.com/silentsanctumanga
PHOTOGRAPHS, POETRY, ELEGY, HAIKUS are also more than welcomed.
Think of it as your school paper.....on steroids.
Well that's about it feel free to send as many entries as you want.
For we are running the newsletter all year long.
You might never know but the NEXT BIG STRIPPING STAR could probably be YOU.
So go suck on a egg, JIM DAVIS!
Titter Totter
Hi Tito Sotto!
Big fan of yours,most especially during the late 80's.
With your hit movies like SUPERWAN-TU-TRI and HOTDOG.
The "T" in the eponymous TVJ trio
and the eldest among the SOTTO brothers.
Since this is a POP CULTURE blog and we really don't wanna tackle too much about the CURRENT EVENTS
(i.e.:heavy thinking required).We'd just like to mention this once and hopefully we'd never
had to say this again.But....
IT'S ALRIGHT TO BE A COPYCAT!
| *Insert famous line here* |
WELL,
We'd more often than not, read or hear about random people updating their statuses,reciting,
retweeting and resharing(be it accurate or not) various bible passages.
Even throw in a couple of movie quips and one-liners every now and then.
BUT,
You'd never get to see any of them break onto ellaborate speeches referencing GOD or
any of the ancient civilizations from the dawn of time.Because quite frankly that's
a lil' over the top. And this is coming from a person who had literally made a career starring in
lampoons and singing parody music.
And besides, I'm no THEOLOGY teacher but I do know that when it was mentioned
that we were all made in the likeness of God. It wasn't referring to the literal sense.
But rather that we are similar to God in ESSENCE and not AESTHETICALLY.
VAL always had the charisma.He even had a personal anthem/manly tribute by KIKO MACHINE.
VIC is currently the most recognized face in advertising.
& YOU? You always were the strict kuya/the sourpuss even long before this news broke loose.
Remember the 90'S?
Remember THE ERASERHEADS?
Of course you do!
The bottomline is that you should've given credit where it's due.
*Use AIR QUOTES
*Use OPEN and CLOSE parenthesis
*Use FOOTNOTES
and you could even
CREDIT the original writer or even MENTION the blog's web address.
Giving credit to your source material doesn't really diminish your credibility. It makes
you a responsible person for having the common courtesy of acknowledging someone
else's hardwork.
And on a related topic, you'd wanna enact a law to moderate blogs & prevent CYBER BULLYING?
I mean, REHEALLY NOW?
By talking about cyber bullying you have ultimately become one by wanting to silence freedom.
That's like telling a pussy not to menstruate and an acne not to pop up during
prom night.You can't tell us what we can and we can't do, 'coz this is not
COMMUNIST CHINA. This is the eff'n DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES.
Can I get an AMEN?
We'd like to end this entry with a "plagiarized" saying so to speak.
But unlike you, we are about to credit where we got this.
"Not knowing when to quit is more humiliating than losing" - Kozue
Blade Of The Immortal
Secrets 3 of 4
Dark Horse Comics
Say HELLO (then immediately) GOODBYE to our little friend..
!POP ART ROBREDO!
But seriously folks,he really was a good man ,a good father, a good secretary and
a good HUMAN BEING in general.
We don't wanna claim that we know of him personally but the only time we even heard
about his name is when the talks about SALN and NET WORTHS went rampant.
Jesse Robredo was the poorest so to speak, the "kulelat" and yet his job
is twice as hard as everyone else.Well to put matters onto perspective,
imagine having to attend an anime convention...
then multiply that by 5....
and that's only monday's schedule.
You could only gauge all the shit and trouble he has to go through just
to be in the position he's in right now.
We may never get to know him as good as everyone else but we can appreciate a hardworking man with
an equally hardworking mustache.
Rest easy,bro!
You will be missed.
But seriously folks,he really was a good man ,a good father, a good secretary and
a good HUMAN BEING in general.
We don't wanna claim that we know of him personally but the only time we even heard
about his name is when the talks about SALN and NET WORTHS went rampant.
Jesse Robredo was the poorest so to speak, the "kulelat" and yet his job
is twice as hard as everyone else.Well to put matters onto perspective,
imagine having to attend an anime convention...
then multiply that by 5....
and that's only monday's schedule.
You could only gauge all the shit and trouble he has to go through just
to be in the position he's in right now.
We may never get to know him as good as everyone else but we can appreciate a hardworking man with
an equally hardworking mustache.
Rest easy,bro!
You will be missed.
8/9/12
Team Edwards Foreverz
KRISTEN, you trampire!
We only went to see PANIC ROOM so that we can see THESE guys and not YOU!
And now THIS?
You made WILL FERRELL;CRY!!!
O! It's definitely ON,bitch!
We only went to see PANIC ROOM so that we can see THESE guys and not YOU!
And now THIS?
You made WILL FERRELL;CRY!!!
O! It's definitely ON,bitch!
As Told By STAN
(as taken from AIRTIGHT GARAGE #1 of 4/ STAN'S SOAPBOX/EPIC COMICS)
Hi Heroes!
Remember a long, long time ago
when kids wanted to grow up and
become policemen, firemen or
cowboys? Well, judging by the way my mail
keeps pouring in, it seems as if a whole
kaboodle of young people now want to
become comicbook writers! Even
though I've written many columns over
the years trying to explain how comics
are written, we keep getting requests for
more info!
Obviously, there's no way to clue you
in to the whole ball of wax in the small
space available here, but let's see if wee
can zero in on one of the most important elements of
any type of writing.I'm referring to
something that's too often overlooked in
the continual effort to squeeze action
and excitement into every panel. That
something is -- characterization!
Look at it this way. Every writer
wants his or her readers to care about
the story. Well, in order to care about a
story you have to care about the hero or
heroine. And in order to care about
them, you have to feel as if you know
them. If something happens to a
stranger, it won't affect you very much.
But if that same thing happens to a
friend, to someone you know well, then
you really care about it. The same rule
applies to stories. The more you feel
you know the principal characters, the
more the story touches you.
That's where characterization comes
in. You've got to write dialogues that's
believable, that sounds the way people
really talk. You've got to make your fic-
tional little repertory group react to situa-
tions the way people would in real life.
In other words, you've got to strive for
as much realism as possible in every-
thing that's said or done. Sure, the plots
maybe far-out and fantastic, but the
characters must be true to life.
I could go on and on, but DeFalco
just whispered, " Cool it, Stan! What if
one of our competitors reads this stuff
and learns something?" Tommy's got a
point, so that's it for now, gang. You
take it from there!
Excelsior!
Stan Lee
Hi Heroes!
Remember a long, long time ago
when kids wanted to grow up and
become policemen, firemen or
cowboys? Well, judging by the way my mail
keeps pouring in, it seems as if a whole
kaboodle of young people now want to
become comicbook writers! Even
though I've written many columns over
the years trying to explain how comics
are written, we keep getting requests for
more info!
Obviously, there's no way to clue you
in to the whole ball of wax in the small
space available here, but let's see if wee
can zero in on one of the most important elements of
any type of writing.I'm referring to
something that's too often overlooked in
the continual effort to squeeze action
and excitement into every panel. That
something is -- characterization!
Look at it this way. Every writer
wants his or her readers to care about
the story. Well, in order to care about a
story you have to care about the hero or
heroine. And in order to care about
them, you have to feel as if you know
them. If something happens to a
stranger, it won't affect you very much.
But if that same thing happens to a
friend, to someone you know well, then
you really care about it. The same rule
applies to stories. The more you feel
you know the principal characters, the
more the story touches you.
That's where characterization comes
in. You've got to write dialogues that's
believable, that sounds the way people
really talk. You've got to make your fic-
tional little repertory group react to situa-
tions the way people would in real life.
In other words, you've got to strive for
as much realism as possible in every-
thing that's said or done. Sure, the plots
maybe far-out and fantastic, but the
characters must be true to life.
I could go on and on, but DeFalco
just whispered, " Cool it, Stan! What if
one of our competitors reads this stuff
and learns something?" Tommy's got a
point, so that's it for now, gang. You
take it from there!
Excelsior!
Stan Lee
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