Midnight Beejay

eat your heart out,OYO BOI!

TEASE square

Where have all those 90's sex sirens gone to..

I mean we know where ROSANNA ROCES is.

But where are the RITA MAGDALENAS,NINI JACINTO

and AYA MEDELs at??

if you got the reference,then you are a FILIPINO!

God, I miss MARICAR DE MESA and her "used to be"

clean cut image then turn slutty film career move.

Then MAUREEN should just go back to doing these

kinds of movies,

I mean it's not like

BUBBLE GANG is getting any funnier...

and while your at it,you should definitely bring along

your bosom buddy,

FRANCINE PRIETO

and DIANA ZUBIRI with ya.

Come back to where the flavor is,

Cum to the SSM! COUNTRY!

And where the hell did GWEN GARCI went to...

The last time we saw her...she wasn't doing so well..

Ok I changed my mind...

How about SHEREE...

I guess being a parent changes

your priorities in life...that sucks, most

especially for us!

Patricia Javier used to have a steamy and creamy

career as well

but I guess she traded all that to do those morning talk

show stuff...kinda like SOMEONE else we know...

MY GOD, are we the only one's keep'n track about these

things.You guys should wisen up!

GRAB those opportunities with TWO HANDS!

like this...

Apes Will Rise

&

So will SSM!

Trust us,we're MONKEYS!

MILES mayhem

Had just recently purchased my very first (and probably
last) UNO MAGAZINE.

This one in particular.

And no sir,I DIDN'T like it!

Well if it weren't for the

MACOY,APOL,MANIX art, I wouldn't have bought it!

NUFF SAID!

My problem is AUBREY MILES.

SHE most definitely doesn't put a SMILE on my

face anymore....

The cover was *kinda* well done but it seems

as though she had lost her *BOOBIE LINES*

What are "boobie lines" you might ask me...

See these are the lines before the "GOODS"

As seen in EXHIBIT A:

EXHIBIT B:

&

EXHIBIT C:

So what the hell happened man?

She *used to * have those back in the

PROSTI and XEREX days...are you gonna

tell me that PREGNANCY and that MONTERO guy took

it away from her...then by god,

THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY!

She used to be such a HOT GODDESS.

But now she is nothing but a shell of her

former self.Where was the AUBREY MILES from

PROSTI,

the one that got kicked out of UST...

where is she?Man,that's the AUBREY MILES I want

for OUR photoshoot.

This is crap man...UNO MAGAZINE is crap!And you can quote us on that,RJ "thanks-for-nothing" LEDESMA!

"KAMI at ang ROYAL,HINDI NATURAL!"

YEH,that's right JOEY, SUCK IT UP,SUCK IT ALL UP!

*hypnotic*

Turn the music way DOWN then ENJOY!

Let The Sin;Begin!

BOOZE

BABES

BROADS

and

BITCHES

"nuff said!"

Harry 6 Pooter

Back then we've always thought this was the

scariest thing in the world,

WELL, guess what

IT STILL IS!