Oh Hai There, ATARI 2600..

Time to go old school and play us some good ol' fashioned SPACE INVADERS, MISSILE COMMAND
or even some YAR'S REVENGE on the side.

I wonder why we didn't get to play with you anymore..

Oh yeah, that's right!


THAT HAPPENED.

Ah well! Thank you and goodbye, ATARI 2600.
You ruined a whole lot of TV's back then.
And even electrocuted us a couple of times.
Your one intricate timebomb just waiting to explode.
And now we fully remembered why we shelved in the first place.
It was nice know'n ya but unless our names are MAX DILLON and HERMAN SCHULTZ,
we ain't play'n with you no more.